Most people eat at a Waffle House but a Waffle House in Loganville, Georgia saw a drunk lady try and use a hamburger patty as a sandal after getting caught screwing in the parking lot.
Early Sunday morning, at about 1:30 a.m., a Loganville police officer spotted a couple having sex in the back of a Dodge pickup truck. The officer interrupted the two and ordered them to get dressed. The man complied, but the woman did not, at least not at first.
While the man immediately put his pants on and complied, the woman simply sat in the passenger’s seat. The officer had to tell her numerous times to put her clothes on, the report says. But when the female finally got dressed, she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal.
The man blew a .154, and the woman blew a 0.216. Both were arrested on charges of public intoxication and loitering.