Ensure-The Totalitarian Drink!; Plus Zip’s favorite weekend funny quotes; Jess Pops and named her daughter Maxwell?; My motorcycle turns me on.. and Im Suing!; Motel goes all NUDE-Bring your own towel rack!; Finally a phone app for haughty blind people… And one to turn in TSA buttholes!; Twitter jumps the shark (or panda); Plus More Kewl Krap. Guest Host Goddess Amy joined Zip today!